Why the heck we need marketing guys at our perfect IT company?
I am sure you know this modern company structure scheme:
пидорась == faggot
IT отдел == IT crowd/department/section
I remember when I was younger and I was writing some bytes for living. I still know that there are just 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
I was wondering all my life why the heck we need a marketing and community management droids at our team. We create a kick-ass products that we can sell them via our web-page using 33 lines of HTML code an an Paypal account.
I am on the dark side of the force now and I know why.
The truth in 5 points*
If there is no marketing droids:
- Less people know about us – our clients are our friends and peers and visitors from Google are welcomed too.
- 1 = Less money – well, I don’t have to explain this, do I?
- 2 = No salary++
- 3 = No beer money NOR I just got an invitation to work for another company that has a great marketing department.
- R.I.P GPWGFTCCW (Great Product with great functionalities that can change the world.)
If there is no community management guys:
- No community around us = We have to test our product by ourselves in any possible OS, CPU, RAM, ….
- No community around us = How to know what to improve and what the clients really need from our products?
- No community around us = How to get ideas for new products?
- No community around us = How to find someone that will tell you honestly “You’re wrong”
- No community around us = How to find someone who will help you with documentation, bug hunting, beer drinking, and to cheer you up – “You’re good. I love your product.”
* I am so sorry, but someone should change the ordered list to start from 0/zero/. Starting from 1 is so lame.
Interesting post! But, please *please* reconsider the use of derogatory terms, I’m sure you can come up with something better.
I am translating the image only.
So the image isn’t yours? That was unclear to me, and maybe to others as well.
Nope! It’s kind of “very popular to share” image within Russian web
“faggot”? oh yes, keep it classy with gay bashing as well. nice going…
“* I am so sorry, but someone should change the ordered list to start from 0/zero/. Starting from 1 is so lame.”
— Your friendly documentation community steward
Thanks. OMG I learn something cool today!
Is the schema in Bulgarian or Russian?