My funny out of office auto-responder.

January 7, 2020
By Bogomil Shopov
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Hello,
I will be out of the office from 2/20 thru 3/8 – returning to my desk on 3/9.
If you have questions about life, ask Deep Thought.
If you have an emergency, dial 0118-911-881-911-119-7253. (yes, really)

If you wish to speak to an operator say ‘zero’. (In Bulgarian)
If you know the whereabouts of known terrorists, contact Jeff Dunham immediately.

If you know who shot J.R., contact the Dallas Police Department.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, call …. Chuck Norris
If he is busy counting to infinity for the third time then call  A-Team

Have fun,
Bogomil Shopov

P.S I have hacked one of the messages here, but mine is funnier.

Bogomil Shopov

I care about privacy, ethical design, and freedom in many aspects. I spend 20+ years working as a web developer and architect, analyst, manager, and product owner/manager in different environments, several countries, and multiple software industries like Healthcare and Hospitality. I wore many hats, and I use the knowledge gathered to optimize the flow of value across complex systems.

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