My out-of-office auto responder :)

Hello,
I will be out of the office from 2/20 thru 3/8 – returning to my desk on 3/9.
If you have questions about life, ask Deep Thought.
If you have an emergency, dial 0118-911-881-911-119-7253. (yes, really)

If you wish to speak to an operator say ‘zero’. (In Bulgarian)
If you know the whereabouts of known terrorists, contact Jeff Dunham immediately.

If you know who shot J.R., contact the Dallas Police Department.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, call …. Chuck Norris
If he is busy counting to infinity for the third time then call  A-Team

Have fun,
Bogomil Shopov

 

P.S I have hacked on of the messages here, but mine is funnier.

Little Firefox Adventures: Happy Birthday

a Comic story

/click on image for full size/

5 days after publising this image on spreadFirefox website i received an e-mail:

I was checking on the Firefox anniversary group and saw the comic you added.  I know you meant no offense with it, but I'm afraid having a large bosom-ed, evil woman representing IE won't go over well with most women in our community.  It didn't sit so well with me :(

Would you mind taking her out or removing the comic all together?

Please let me know.  

Thanks so much!